Thinking Of Retiring?

My dad received one of those information pamphlets in the mail from the social security administration.  As we’re all sitting at the table eating dinner, he’s reading the pamphlet, then he starts reading it aloud:

“If you retire early, you may not have enough income to enjoy the years ahead of you.  Likewise, if you retire late, you’ll have a larger income, but fewer years to enjoy it…So do your patriotic duty and just die.”

I nearly choked on spaghetti.  People wonder where I get my morbid sense of humor and all I can do is point at my dad and laugh.