Dude, Wrong Number

It’s some universal rule that whenever I receive a “wrong number” call, it’s not a sincerely apologetic person who actually made a mistake.  No, I get the belligerent a-holes.  The last wrong call I got went something like this:

*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Dude: Heeeeyyyy, wassup?  Did you forget about me?
Me: What?
Dude: Did you forget about me?
Me:  Who is this?
Dude: You know who.
Me: No…I don’t.
Dude: Aww, you really did forget about me.
Me: I can’t forget you if I don’t know who you are. Who is this?
Dude: This is [dude's name].
Me:  I don’t know anybody named [dude's name].
Dude:  [laughing] You for -
Me: YOU have the wrong number.
*hang up*

…always the weird ones…

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