Motherly Wisdom
♥ Girl Scout cookies are a luxury, Wheat Thins are a necessity ♥
♥ Lip gloss is like an American Express card, don’t leave home without it ♥
♥ You shouldn’t repeat everything you hear, especially that joke about the monkey in the bar with the eight ball ♥
♥ If they are not fried they are not French fries ♥
♥ Look before you step off of anything; curbs and horses included ♥
♥ Generosity does not cost you anything if you put it on your dad’s credit card ♥
♥ Luck isn’t in the cards; it’s over at the slot machine ♥
♥ Buy brand name toilet paper, it will save your behind ♥
♥ Cut the cheese before you cut the hot peppers ♥
♥ Always wear clean underpants and socks to your doctor’s appointments because those gowns hide nothing ♥
♥ You only need four ingredients and a dash of love to make a pot of chicken and rice soup disappear ♥
♥ Work hard, then go to the beach ♥
♥ “Because I said so” is the answer to life’s greatest mystery; “Why?” ♥
♥ When life hands you lemons, add limes, frozen strawberries, and rum ♥
♥ Be faithful to the Lord, your husband, your family, your friends, and your hairdresser ♥
♥ Secret sauce is ketchup, mustard, and Miracle Whip mixed together, but don’t tell anyone that ♥
♥ Keep your heart open so God can fill it up ♥
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